If there is one thing I can’t stand about facebook and the baby havin’ folks, it is the 3D ultrasound pictures. Do you have one? Have you ever posted one? Ever seen one? Go find it now and then come back.
Isn’t that the creepiest shit you’ve ever seen. Never mind it is your own baby, your niece or nephew, or your formerly infertile BFF, that is the kind of crap that nightmares are made of! Then, as if flashing that crap in your newsfeed isn’t bad enough, then people go and make those panic provoking little pics their profile picture.
If I had more followers I would totally start a movement to rid facebook of those squished up womb-dwelling 3D trolls. This is what I would propose… Everytime someone posts a 3D ultrasound photo as their profile picture, we would post our own “3D ultrasound profile pictures.” Leave yours up until the offender changes their profile picture back to something tolerable.
You can’t tell me that this wouldn’t send a pretty clear message to cease and desist. Am I right?
Okay… want to make your own? This is what I did:
I took a piece of glass (or hard plastic would work) and squished my face onto it to simulate the jacked up baby mugs pushed against the womb. I snapped one freakish looking selfie. I uploaded it to my fave photo editor picmonkey and cropped, made it B&W, added some grittiness, made the edges nice and dark, and giggled and cringed the whole time because, seriously, I’m no supermodel but that shit is jacked-up and scary as hell.
Who’s with me?!?!
If you make a 3D ultrasound profile picture of yourself, please, please, please share it with me via email (with permission to share it or not), post a link to it (with a link back to this post please), or just tell me that you love 3D ulrtasound pictures so much that you pin them to teddybears and cuddle them at night(<—weirdo).